Monday, 30 July 2007

Something kinda funny here.

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING,
ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

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10:15 pm

Sunday, 29 July 2007

NOTICE

Dear c167,

Hey all ^^ Got one important thing to tell you all. Tomorrow, monday 30th July, is WDS online test. Topics covered are from lecture notes 10-13. I will send you all the answer sheet for TUTORIAL 12 on CSS. Sorry ah, the hard copies are with me, i printed for you peeps but didnt manage to gave some of you. Hahas.

Alrighty~ And Hope Lenon can finish the name list soon so that everyone can start giving him the class funds. Pay class funds alrite ^^ Cos we most probably will have a chalet on the first week of out vacation (September) .. And if i got the chance i cook Korokkes(Japanese food) for u all to try. Ok?

Okay, should be all for now. Ja!

+ahvone*sotong+

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1:32 am

Friday, 27 July 2007

Hope this is short for u guys!

One day in the great forest a magical frog was having a walk. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance he saw a bear chasing a rabbit for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first."

The bear thought awhile, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."

-dAryL

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9:46 pm

Thursday, 26 July 2007

I tried to find a shorter one this time.

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.

Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL shit on its head."

dArLa

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9:46 pm

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

No new post = another joke!!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:......

*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better*.

*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

*While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers.

*I was working in an aquarium, when some new guy who was recently hired was given the task of feeding the fish. He started throwing in friggin peanuts! I walked up to him, looking angry, and said to him, "Damn it! They can't digest that! All they can do is lick your nuts!". Needless to say, I quit.

-DarLa
( Anything above is fictional. Any slight resemblence is purely coinidential!!)

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9:56 pm

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

oO
Alright. seeing that the blog has no new posts im gonna just post something random. A joke..

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

dArYl

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10:24 pm

Thursday, 19 July 2007

WHEE! My first post! lol. Anyway as u guys know tmr ( 20/7/07) we all gonna eat SUGARLOAFFFF for brunch! So plz remember to bring a little extra cash ( + lenon's class fund ) . see u guys tmr!!!!

-dArlA

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10:19 pm

NOTICES

Dear C167,

APEL & Cmath tut: There wont be Apel for tmr (except the 8 who haven't hand in their portfolio to Miss Natasha). Therefore, lessons starts at 9am! WHEE~~ Oh! Bring cmath term test paper to hand in if u have not.

Break time 10am-12pm: WOOHOO~ We gonna have our brunch at SUGARLOAF for tmr's first break! It's beside the swimming pool. The pastries there are worth n rather nice. Hope that most of u will be going! (organised by Daryl)

Class fund: From tmr onwards, $2 of class funds wud be collected by Lenon every friday. (Those who gave $4 last wk, need not give for this wk)

CMSY presentation: Presentation on the upcoming wednesday (25/07). Finish up the final Interim Report.

VISLI: Hmwk for the wk - Go to istockphoto.com to print out ur research on an A4 paper, n finish the 3 concepts.

CMSK make up lesson: One of our lessons fall on the 9th August (National Day), hence, the make up lesson is on 08/08 (WED) from 2-4pm.

Okie dokie~ that's all for now. I hope i didnt miss out anything(if have, post entry!). Good luck and jiayou!! Tmr is good day~ JA!!

+ahvone*sotong+

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8:14 pm

Hi ma dears...

Sorry i've gotta abuse this blog to comment on the WDS. Now that there's time, please review your WDS site.

Common mistakes:

1. Horizontal Scrollbar

2. Files all over the place, i had to guess which folder to click

3. Fonts not consistent

4. Not attractive graphics (nothing personal ok)

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Go look at other classes' sites and don't be discouraged but be motivated to outdo them. Fight on. I'll be available whole of next week for consultation if you guys need me.

PLEASE don't wait till week 16 then panic. I see already also panic and give panic marks.

Woo-hoo... i'm gonna go Sabah for whitewater rafting tomorrow (Fri - Sun). Did i tell u guys i m water phobic?

PS. it's only gonna get tougher, so push yourself to do better.

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10:08 am

Sunday, 15 July 2007

NOTES PRINTING

Dear C167,

Sorry guys, i know im writing this alil too late. Hahas. But anyway, what i wanna say is that this week everyone shall print your own notes. This is because everyone had tried printing for the class, now we gonna try invidually. After this week, we shall all vote whether we shall con'd class printing or invidual printing. THanks sio~

REMINDER

Week 13-14 WDS E-learning week, therefore lessons starts from 12-3pm. Yup~ Ganbatte sio~ Ciao~~ ^^

+ahvone*Sotong+ (No need paiseh, just random update blog!)

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6:19 pm

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

FRIDAY CELEBRATION

Dear C167,

Most of you have probably know abt at i discussed with you all after PRSP Tut/Lab just now yarh? So I yes! Celebration! I noe some of you cannot make it after 5pm on that day. It's ok. We will all understand. For those who can make it, enjoy yo! MISS NATASHA COME WOR!

Because it's a celebration, needa collect class funds ah! Hahas. except de bday girl *only this week* .. Okay. So i and the girls will settle some of the things.. then u guys incharge of pressie from class funds bahs ^^ or any other things lurhs. Specific info will be posted up by LENON! =D Ciao~

+ahvone*sotong+

[C167-LOVES]
11:40 pm

CANCELLATION OF CMSK LESSON THIS WEEK

Dear C167,

This coming thursday(12/07), CMSK will be cancelled due to Miss Vannessa spraining her ankel. Therefore please go to OLE to do your assignments ^^

Wishing Miss Vannessa a speedy recovery!

Wait ah! I still got one more post to post up!

(info from Nan)

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11:29 pm

APEL PORTFOLIO SUBMITTION

Dear C167,

This Friday(13/07) is also the submittion of APEL portfolio. Please complete the Life Mission Statement and slot in all your certs as well as one of your reflections on: CCN day, ALP day or courses that u've attended.

It's a stressful week. RAWR! Well. Hang on PEEPS! GANBATTE YO!!

+ahvone*sotong+

[C167-LOVES]
3:42 pm

CHANGE OF DATE SUBMISSION ON WDS BETA

Dear C167,

Hey all, this is a msg that Miss Natasha told Nan this afternoon. The submission of BETA has been extended to this FRIDAY(13/07) by 5pm! Please take note!

However, PROPOSAL is still due on TOMORROW - Wednesday (11/07) by 5pm!

In addition, the BETA can only be uploaded in school.

*Since the date for beta submission has been extended, Miss Natasha expect a better one.

Yup! That's abt it! Good luck to all and thank you Miss Natasha!

+ahvone*sotong+

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1:29 pm